gerald was a g-man
and hunted bad guys down
and when the bad guys were locked up
he was the toast of the town
the ladies flocked around him
like bees around a peach
and all the mysteries of love
to gerald they did teach
gerald went to the steak house
ordered three t-bone steaks
and ate them up all by himself
because he was not a fake
the president called on gerald
to go on a secret mission
to serve the cause of freedom
was gerald’s sole ambition
gerald went to the station
and climbed upon the bus
and he has not been heard from since
but you know he is saving us
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